I found this while walking home from the movies last night. It's the Liberals' agenda for today, June 5, 2005. Let's look and see what a day is like for the Liberals of America...
Liberal Agenda for June 5, 2005
8:00 ? Wake up. Hug tree.
8:10 ? Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
8:20 ? Get dressed in hemp suit.
8:30 ? Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
8:45 - Drive to methadone clicnic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
8:50 ? Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
9:00 ? Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
10:00 ? Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
10:20 ? Pickup welfare check.
10:30 ? Cash check.
10:35 ? Buy more pot.
11:30 ? Miscellaneous Sodomy.
12:00 ? Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
12:30 ? Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
1:30 ? Miscellaneous coveting.
3:00 ? Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
3:30 ? Bomb a church.
4:00 ? Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.
5:00 ? Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
6:30 ? Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
6:45 ? Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
7:00 ? Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
7:10 ? Smoke pot.
7:15 ? Giggle for about twenty minutes.
7:35 ? Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
8:00 ? Pay pizza man in food stamps.
8:30 ? Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
9:30 ? Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
10:00 ? Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
10:30 ? Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.