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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window
 

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alright i guess ill just have field all of these single handedly. anything to get the site moving again

yes but air bubbles come out

its not a matter of being important, if people are well liked they are assassinated, if not they are murdered

so they can get their greedy hands on way more money

its all a plot to get people angry at the crust

taxes

no, everyone knows people in heaven wear all white and most dudes are buried in black tuxes or suits so there must be a store in heaven

so the boxes dont roll away when you drop them

mad pig

people thought they werent lazy back then (they were wrong)

babies shit and dont have to clean it up, thatd be the life even if you woke up alot

no cause that wouldnt be PC

only if the infraction occurs after noon on the second thursday of an odd month

movies are always in boxes tv shows arent

stupidity

theres no hot chics running for presidency (Id vote for one)

so they dont see the chocolate stains in your pants

they would have to dial 411 obviously

you want to get in panties even more so the name has more letters

no, they get about the same effect out of cherios

since he was grabbin boobs im gonna guess it was a guy

for the canadians (Who really understands them)

both have a light at my house

good question, you should have to make an angry face

cause jimmy wanted more attention

as long as theres someone driving (2 person minimum)

he didnt want to leave the island, look at the girls he was with

i dont know what your talkin about, i point at my crotch as much as possible

pluto is a girl thus she is a bitch and bitches must remain on all fours

ballerinae

all they do is dream, they dont have to focus on looking around so they gotta stay busy somehow

wendys raised their jr bacon cheeseburger prices again so he was boycotting

baby shit

.....i guess, everyone needs an example to follow

nope, disneyland

yes

to prove my point

that is one of the great mysteries of the world

dogs dont like gettin spit on just like we dont




im sorry if these offend anyone and i know theyre mostly stupid but anything to keep the site open
 

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Funny.



Again, necroposting.
 
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