Joke of the day

[Mr.Attitude]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed
in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness,
and today is the happiest day of her life." The
child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So why is the groom wearing black?"

[DocBowtie]

hahahaha.....damn right. a wedding for a guy is to mourn his loss of freedom(read: right to be a man-whore).

[Euclid]

lol

[Marksman]

i need to tell that one to my freind getting married in a month. they seem to :engarde: all the time