Your Best "I got pulled over story and..."

I'll Start,

I was doing 140 to 160Kph (100mph or so) and weaving in and out of the open traffic (back when I was 19 I think and I was still living in Canada at the time) zoomed past the patrol car and knew I was done.

Caught up to me and pulled me over then I got over the loud speaker "pull over further" followed by "both hands out the window" Oh Snap! thats a first.

So she gets up to my window and I have run every excuse through my head by now.

She asks me "you were going pretty fast there you got a reason for going that fast?"

I looked up at her and said "Not a good one"

She started cracking up, her partner asked what I said and laughed as well.

Sure enough they let me go no ticket to my disbelief!!!

Well that is just one but lets here yours

I'm sorry Mark I don't have any cheerful stories to tell whenever I got pulled over :P

I've been snagged by the fuzz a lot when i was younger. Had to calm down due to my CDL. Well i havn't calmed down I just don't get caught :lol:

So I guess my ride in a squad car to work isn't the story you're looking for

My lawer loves stories like that. Means its payment time.

So I guess my ride in a squad car to work isn't the story you're looking for
I wanna hear that one!

I don't have any real good ones. I did get pulled over once in my old Buick for no reason. He said my license plate lights were out. He then proceeded to give me a warning when he should've given me a repair order...so I knew he was lying. When I said I wanted to see, he was like oh don't worry about it I'm just on tag duty. What the heck is tag duty?!?!:lol:

I got pulled over for 6 over once and the guy kept being an ass. So, when he asked if I was trying to be cool by not taking off my sun glasses I told him his shiny bald head reflected so much light it caused traffic to swerve behind him, so they were necessary.

My fist day with my first car! I was a 16 year old kid, just got plates and all that stuff for my car(75 Monte Carlo). Well I left my house, drove across town (small town!) and picked up a friend. Drove back thru town to another friend. We stayed there a little bit, then we left that friends house to take the other friend home. While leaving I "pealed out", had the radio blasting going thru town. I came to a stop sign when 2 cop cars come flying from the intersection to block me in. There was one in back of me also! They all got out of there cars and pointed there guns at me :eek:. I was thinking to my self "this is what happens when you spin your tires"!
They said I matched a discription of someone that just robed a bank.

I've only been pulled over twice, but right after I got my license, my dad got the speedometer in his 1972 Firebird fixed (it would become mine years later) and I took it to about 50 in a 40 zone and a cop was waiting on me around a sharp turn. As soon as I saw him I went ahead and pulled to the side of the road. He didn't have to travel but 20 feet to reach my car. I knew I had it comin'. I got driver's school out of it and haven't ever had my insurance increased either time.

I got pulled over on my way to school one morning doing 42 in the 30, it was about 5 degrees top and my window wouldn't go down, the cop starts yelling at me to roll the window down so I start to open the door slowly and he grabs it and throws it open, starts yelling more about how fast I was driving in a residential area, but in the end he never asked for my license or even ran my plate and tells me to stop driving so damn fast.

Then about three months later the same freaking cop pulls me over for 46 in a 30 I was only doing 40 but whatever, he comes up to the car and says "it's pretty good you got up to 46 that fast from a stop, I said there was no way I was going 46 and he said he had it on radar and to give him my license, comes back and tells me the if he gave me a ticket that I would loose my license so he gave me a break, and got away with another verbal warning.

I've told mine before but ill repost it just for the hell of it.

s im merging on the highway back from school this morning, a busa comes flyin up behind me swerves around another car and cuts me off. I was kinda pissed because i had to clam the brakes from hittin him. I got up beside him and gave him the WTF look. Seeing no cars in front of me i hammer it and and so does he. He ducks down on the bike and pulls away pretty hard and i continue till about 125 and let off. We both cruise to the speed limit and i come along side and gave him a thumbs up and he returned it.

But here's were it gets scarry! :eek:

After he gives the thumbs up he decides to start doin wheelies, he does one then i look over a second time and there's an unmaked cop car right behind him with his lights on! I was like OOOHHHH F*ck!

By this time traffic has now is creeping along and i 'm thinkin im off the hook when a biker cop is waitin about a mile down the road. He lights me up and i pull it over and shut off the car. He comes up to the window and says "were you the one racing with that motorcycle?" :eek:

I was like" Oh hell no he cut me off and i was just trying to get around him"

Well he bought it and gave me a speech on racing, and gave me a ticket for no proof of insurance:homer:. He then tells me that they're taking the biker to jail and that im damn lucky im not going too! He then says sternly "Slow down and have a good day!"

I've told mine before but ill repost it just for the hell of it.

s im merging on the highway back from school this morning, a busa comes flyin up behind me swerves around another car and cuts me off. I was kinda pissed because i had to clam the brakes from hittin him. I got up beside him and gave him the WTF look. Seeing no cars in front of me i hammer it and and so does he. He ducks down on the bike and pulls away pretty hard and i continue till about 125 and let off. We both cruise to the speed limit and i come along side and gave him a thumbs up and he returned it.

But here's were it gets scarry! :eek:

After he gives the thumbs up he decides to start doin wheelies, he does one then i look over a second time and there's an unmaked cop car right behind him with his lights on! I was like OOOHHHH F*ck!

By this time traffic has now is creeping along and i 'm thinkin im off the hook when a biker cop is waitin about a mile down the road. He lights me up and i pull it over and shut off the car. He comes up to the window and says "were you the one racing with that motorcycle?" :eek:

I was like" Oh hell no he cut me off and i was just trying to get around him"

Well he bought it and gave me a speech on racing, and gave me a ticket for no proof of insurance:homer:. He then tells me that they're taking the biker to jail and that im damn lucky im not going too! He then says sternly "Slow down and have a good day!"

In reality, today at work he told us it was because he didn't use his blinker, and the guy on the bike wasn't even racing.
I have seen Tglo try and race a mini van when I was in the car with him...

Well, I've never really been pulled over, except to recieve a citation for "Harsh, unreasonable noise" (squealing tires). But my bro and I once pulled over a buddy at around midnight with my dad's unmarked Crown Vic. This kid had an STi and a serious god complex, so we decided to scare the crap outta him with the strobes, sirens, and PA followed by a forcible removal from the vehicle and a couple zip-ties. Poor bastard was freaking out. Yea, we suck :lol:

I wanna hear that one!

I don't have any real good ones. I did get pulled over once in my old Buick for no reason. He said my license plate lights were out. He then proceeded to give me a warning when he should've given me a repair order...so I knew he was lying. When I said I wanted to see, he was like oh don't worry about it I'm just on tag duty. What the heck is tag duty?!?!:lol:

Cliff notes Md is a POS in more ways than just taxes.


My lawer loves stories like that. Means its payment time.

Not really. Self rep and my fines were 107.50 after court. The driving on an out of state suspended license was dropped since my license had no reason to ever be suspended. I hate this damn state so much

ive been pulled over a total of 13 times to date (still 19 years old here so there are plenty more), and gotten 14 citations, 3 points and 2 warning... they reallly dont like me for some reason. i guess it was because i used to drive black and white police cruisers ahahaha

good ole p71s and 9c1s. god i love them so. always wanted an m6 b4c but cant find one.

i think tag duty is checking for registration stickers or emissions stickers! ive been cited for license plate lights out too... but mine actually were. first day and new college this past year riding through town. i still havent fixed them cause it looks badass

I carry a razorblade utility knife with me at all times. If I ever get pulled over for 110 over in a 70mph speed zone. I am going to gouge and hack at the top of my head with the knife. Then when the cop comes up I will tell him I am trying to get to the er as fast as i can because the "Clowns" are after me.

:lol::lol:I carry a razorblade utility knife with me at all times. If I ever get pulled over for 110 over in a 70mph speed zone. I am going to gouge and hack at the top of my head with the knife. Then when the cop comes up I will tell him I am trying to get to the er as fast as i can because the "Clowns" are after me.

In reality, today at work he told us it was because he didn't use his blinker, and the guy on the bike wasn't even racing.
I have seen Tglo try and race a mini van when I was in the car with him...

AJ....You gotta be the most annoying little 16yr old I've ever met!

AJ....You gotta be the most annoying little 16yr old I've ever met!

:roflmao::roflmao: